Rub Him: Rubbing You the Right Way or Just Rubbing You the Wrong Way?
Welcome to the world of gay, massage, reality and all things steamy, where we dive into the reviews of Rub Him (rubhim.com). Is this site the ultimate in gay hardcore satisfaction or just another fleeting fling? Let’s find out as we unravel the opinions swirling around this intriguing corner of the gay porn universe.
Mixed Reviews: A Double-Edged Massage Sword
Let’s start with the first impressions, shall we? It seems that while some reviewers are smitten with Rub Him, others are a bit more skeptical. FreeOnes points out that “the navigation on the site is largely pretty basic,” which begs the question: is this a massage site or a game of hide and seek? But fear not! They do commend the effort to keep you in the loop with good update information, so at least you won’t be left in the dark like a poorly lit massage room.
Now, Mr. Pinks embraces the sensuality of the site, stating, “Massage porn always makes for exciting viewing and Rub Him is no exception.” It appears there’s something undeniably thrilling about watching a strong-handed masseuse work their magic. Perhaps it’s the allure of the unexpected—who knew that a towel could hide so much excitement?
The Good, the Bad, and the No Downloads
Ah, the age-old dilemma: great content but no download options. Porn Inspector succinctly captures the essence of the site, noting it features “sexy, seductive and sublime massage sex.” But alas, the lack of downloadable content is a sour note in an otherwise harmonious symphony of visuals. As Rabbit's Reviews quips, when it comes to downloads, “you are left with a Flash streaming option and that is all.” So, unless you have a penchant for streaming on repeat, you might find yourself in a bit of a lather.
And let’s not forget the bonus sites disappointment. FreeOnes warns that the link to these supposed bonuses is “misleading,” which sounds about as enticing as a massage without the happy ending. It’s almost like opening a present only to find it’s just a box—empty, sad, and a little bit awkward.
Performance Over Quantity: A Massage of Quality
Despite some reservations about the site's quantity, Rabbit's Reviews does shine a light on the “really good performances” that seem to steal the show. With a total of 148 videos—yes, you read that right!—the site promises a feast for the eyes. The standout star, Trace Michaels, reportedly “concentrates just a little too long on those tight butt cheeks,” which sounds like a massage technique we can all appreciate. It’s nice to know that even in the world of gay porn, attention to detail is paramount!
The Best Porn highlights that the site is a “class act” from the BangBros team, featuring “greased and sexed up males in masseuse turned hardcore man-on-man action.” Now that’s a tagline that gets straight to the point, isn’t it? And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, you might find that the weekly updates keep things fresh, much like a good massage oil.
Conclusion: To Rub or Not to Rub?
So, what’s the final verdict on Rub Him? It seems to be a case of “you get what you pay for.” With entertaining content and quality production, it’s hard to deny the allure of those steamy sessions. But with the lack of downloads and some navigation hiccups, one might wonder if it’s worth committing to a membership just yet.
In the end, if you’re seeking a tantalizing glimpse into the world of gay massage reality, Rub Him might just tickle your fancy. However, for those who prefer to hold onto their favorites for future enjoyment, it may be best to approach with caution. After all, sometimes it’s not about how much you rub, but how well you rub it!
