School's Out: The Raucous Report from Face Down Ass Up University!
Ah, the joys of academia! Who wouldn’t want to take a break from their studies and dive headfirst into the wonderfully wild world of amateur antics? At Face Down Ass Up University, the motto seems to be “Why study hard when you can play harder?” This site is a haven for those seeking a little *extra* credit, as it promises to film all the fun shenanigans that happen when students cut loose. According to Porn Inspector, “Everyone needs a break from their studies, and parents don't understand how stressful school is, so when they cut loose, this place will film it all!” Talk about taking your work home with you!
Learning with a Twist
Now, if you were thinking this was a place for rigorous academic pursuits, think again! Rabbit's Reviews gives us a peek behind the curtain, revealing that Phil Flash, the mastermind behind the lens, is more interested in capturing “hot chicks” than in their GPA. “If you are going to call your center for higher learning Face Down Ass Up University, you are probably more concerned with their bodies than their education,” they quip. And isn’t that just the *curriculum* we all wish we had in college?
The scene is set in dorm rooms, where the coeds wear cute outfits that would make any fashionista proud but inevitably lead to some *educational* nudity. The site’s design reflects its target audience—think softcore vibes with a hint of cheekiness. The action revolves around solo performances, candid moments, and just the right amount of teasing. “Really, the site is a softcore nubile-babe one filled with mostly solo fun,” says Rabbit's Reviews. It’s like a major in fun with a minor in nudity!
Quality Over Quantity?
While we’re all about high-quality content, the site does seem to have a few hiccups in the consistency department. “You might get multiple updates on a single day or you might have to wait over two months to get new material,” warns our reviewer. So, if patience isn’t your virtue, you might want to set up a calendar reminder for those sporadic updates—after all, good things come to those who wait, right?
As for the visuals, the site boasts “high-res images” and “great-quality Windows Media files,” which is certainly a plus when you’re here for the eye candy. With 70 movies and 182 galleries, there’s plenty to explore. And let’s not forget the star-studded lineup of models like Dawn Avril and Misty Anderson, who are as good-looking as the content itself.
Final Thoughts
So, what’s the verdict on Face Down Ass Up University? If you’re looking for a place that prioritizes *amateur* fun over traditional learning, then congratulations—you’ve found your academic haven! Just remember, in this university, the only “degree” you’ll earn is in the art of *fun* and *fascination*. So grab your textbooks (or not), and dive into a world where the curriculum is a little less conventional and a lot more entertaining!
