Score Big with Can He Score? A Hilariously Hardcore Review!
Let’s talk about a little fantasy we all keep tucked away—who hasn’t, at some point, imagined themselves in a steamy encounter with a pornstar? Well, Can He Score (canhescore.com) takes that daydream and cranks it up to eleven, bringing us a reality porn mega-site where average Joes get to live out their wildest fantasies on camera! Spoiler alert: the results are sometimes laugh-out-loud hilarious.
Blind Dates with a Twist
Picture this: you’re out on a blind date, but instead of the usual awkward small talk about the weather, it’s a hardcore adventure featuring big boobs, ass, and a lot of awkwardness. One reviewer from Adult Reviews sums it up perfectly: “Not all these Bros are as tough, big or hard as they claim to be.” Indeed! Watching these hopefuls fumble their way through dates with busty beauties like Madison Ivy and Rebeca Linares is a riot, with guys often getting stage fright or, heaven forbid, not being able to “perform.” Who knew reality TV could be this entertaining?
Reality Meets Gonzo
The show takes the classic “Blind Date” format and gives it a major overhaul, adding in a generous helping of hardcore and more than a few teasing moments. As one reviewer from Rabbit's Reviews notes, “Did you ever watch ‘Blind Date' and think it needed more hardcore sex?” Well, the American public must have thought so too! This show gives you the thrill of seeing how these guys fare when faced with the ultimate test of sexual prowess.
When Things Go Wrong
Of course, not everything goes smoothly. Some guys end up floundering like fish out of water, while others manage to pull off a performance worthy of a hardcore movie poster. One memorable scene features a guy who gets so overwhelmed after an intense session with Rebeca Linares that he ends up “crying right there on set, overwhelmed by his emotions!” Talk about a plot twist! It seems that not only do these pornstars have the skills, but they also stir up some serious feelings in these guys.
Access to a Treasure Trove of Content
Even though Can He Score hasn’t been updating its content since 2011, don’t fret! Subscribers get access to the entire Bang Bros network, which boasts over 5,000 exclusive scenes. This means you can hop from Bang Bus to Big Tits Round Asses without missing a beat, ensuring that there’s always something to satisfy your cravings for blowjobs, threesomes, and everything in between!
The Final Verdict
So, is Can He Score worth your time? As Porn Paysites puts it, “Some end up becoming legends while some are just laughably bad at fucking.” It’s a wild ride that captures the hilarity of reality dating with the added spice of the adult film world. For those who appreciate a blend of gonzo porn and reality TV antics, it might just be your new favorite playground. Just remember, whether you're into facials or cunnilingus, there’s something here for everyone—if you can handle the awkwardness!
