Ass America: Where the Only Thing Hotter than the Action is the Name!
Welcome to the wild world of Ass America, where the motto might as well be “the bigger, the better”—at least when it comes to the oversized rods ready to get down to business! According to the discerning reviewers from Adult Site Ranking, this site is a haven for those who appreciate “pornstars who love getting those hard cocks up their tight ass.” Yes, you read that right—get ready for some serious anal action, folks!
The Stars of the Show
Let’s talk about the *real* stars of Ass America: the pornstars! Rabbit's Reviews gives us the lowdown on some heavy hitters in the realm of hardcore anal. Bobbi Starr, Jenna Haze, Rebecca Linares, and Sativa Rose are just a few of the names you can expect to see impaling themselves on some serious man meat. It’s like a who’s who of anal royalty, and if that doesn’t get your heart racing, then what will?!
Expectations vs. Reality
While the promise of hot chicks having anal sex is certainly enticing, not all that glitters is gold in the land of Ass America. Rabbit's Reviews points out a slight hiccup in the number of videos available—only 28 videos, and that’s just two more than last time! It's like waiting for a new season of your favorite show, only to find out it’s the same old reruns. With a “coming soon” section that offers little more than a glimmer of hope and no new scenes in sight, one might be tempted to hold their breath in anticipation—and that could be a long wait!
The Visual Feast
But fear not, for what they may lack in quantity, they certainly make up for in quality! The videos are packed with action that includes not just the signature butt-banging but also plenty of dick-sucking and pussy-fucking. As Rabbit’s Reviews puts it, “you can stream the flicks in a popup player and you're welcome to download them”—and who doesn’t love a good option for mobile viewing? Just remember to opt for the “high” version for that delightful HD playback that makes every scene pop off the screen!
The All-American Experience
As The Lord of Porn so aptly notes, while the world has its fair share of anal video delights, America is the place where this fetish really took off. It’s like the Fourth of July for your senses—big, bold, and unapologetically brash. And with the StaXXX network behind it, Ass America ensures that members get not just access to this site, but a treasure trove of other hardcore gems, including Boob Banger and Compton Booty. Talk about a *one-stop shop* for all your favorite fetishes!
The Final Word
So, what’s the verdict on Ass America? If you’re a fan of hardcore anal, this site might just be your next digital playground. With a mix of beloved pornstars and a collection of scenes that cater to a variety of tastes, it’s a spot worth checking out. Just keep your expectations in check regarding the volume of new content, and you might just find your new guilty pleasure. After all, in the land of the free and the home of the brave, there’s always room for a little more *ass*!
